If you don't want stupid answers...

...then don't ask stupid questions.

Question: Father, what do we call the candidates now that they've been confirmed?
Answer: uh....Catholics.

Yes, this was a real conversation. One of my roommates was the individual who gave the remarkably witty response, even though she was not the person being asked the question and hadn't been involved in the conversation at all. Welcome to my life.

I promise that there will be more to come very soon. I'm currently working on a post about some of the top reasons I love my job.